The meme desk that shows its trades.
Every call is a real position from one desk wallet, logged with entry, exit and multiple, losers included. The wallet stays sealed so nobody can copy-trade it, and the record is committed by hash so it cannot be rewritten later. Members read the research, the entry level and the target before the market finds the post.
The tape
Every call, the market cap when it was made, where it trades now. Open calls are for members. Live prices refresh every 5 minutes.| Ticker | Chain | Status | Called at | Market cap | Result | Target | Progress |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| $GAGEGagemembers | Robinhood Chain | open | $1.60M8 Sep 2026 | $3.05M | +90%1.90x | $100.00M33x to go | |
| $PLUMBERPlumber | Base | closed | $1.20M3 Sep 2026 | $3.34Mclosed 8 Sep 2026 | +178%2.78x realised | $30.00M8.98x at close | |
| $PROLOGUEPrologue | Robinhood Chain | closed | $4.81M30 Aug 2026 | $8.49Mclosed 8 Sep 2026 | +77%1.77x realised | $20.00M2.35x at close | |
| $IMDidentity.md (Fren Pet) | Ethereum | closed | $1.70M8 Aug 2026 | $10.35Mclosed 8 Sep 2026 | +509%6.09x realised | not setthesis call | |
| $PIPEDOGPipedog | Robinhood Chain | closed | —29 Jul 2026 | $35.23Mclosed 8 Sep 2026 | —no entry level | not setthesis call | |
| $PNKSTRPunk Strategy | Ethereum | closed | $55.00M2 Oct 2025 | $11.18Mclosed 8 Sep 2026 | -80%0.20x realised | not setthesis call |
What members get
No Discord noise. No signals group. A research desk.Thesis, risks, entry level and a target for every call
Each call gets a page: why, what breaks it, the market cap when I called it, and the level I am aiming for. The page updates as the trade plays out.
The full trade log from the desk wallet
Every buy and sell from the desk wallet across Robinhood Chain, Base and Ethereum, with cost, proceeds and multiple. Losers included. Nothing is cherry-picked.
Dashboards that refresh every five minutes
The Robinhood Chain Credit Desk tracks every lending protocol on the chain with market cap and TVL. More desks follow the money: launchpads, stock-token liquidity, Base rotations.
Read it now, act, then watch X find it
Research lands on the desk first. The post on X comes after. The gap between those two moments is the whole point of paying.
How positions are sized and when leverage is allowed
Under 3x unless you know what you are doing. Enter in five steps. Leverage only on liquid, high-cap names. The rules the calls are built on.
Every number on this site is computed, not typed
The multiple above comes from a script over the desk wallet's transactions. The method is published. If the desk has a bad month, the number goes down and stays on the page.
Trade log, from the chain
Record since 18 Jul 2026, computed from 472 transactions. The open position is blurred for non-members.| Token | Chain | State | Cost | Value out | P&L | Desk multiple | Token move | Dates |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| $BSTONK | Base | received | —0 buys | $11K54 sells | +$11K | zero cost | — | 2026-09-08 |
| $GAGEmembers | Robinhood Chain | open | $10.0K4 buys | $19K0 sells · open | +$9.2K | 1.92x | 2xfirst buy → last sell | 2026-09-08 |
| $IMD | Ethereum | closed | $18K13 buys | $22K15 sells | +$4.1K | 1.23x | 2.2xfirst buy → last sell | 2026-07-30 → 2026-09-02 |
| $STONKBROKER | Robinhood Chain | closed | $7.5K17 buys | $9.0K25 sells | +$1.6K | 1.21x | 9.8xfirst buy → last sell | 2026-07-18 → 2026-07-29 |
| $PIPEDOG | Robinhood Chain | closed | $3.9K3 buys | $4.3K3 sells | +$359 | 1.09x | 1.3xfirst buy → last sell | 2026-07-29 |
| $LDNH | Robinhood Chain | received | —0 buys | $771 sell | +$77 | zero cost | — | 2026-08-07 |
| $RIP | Robinhood Chain | received | —0 buys | $772 sells | +$77 | zero cost | — | 2026-07-28 |
| $AI | Robinhood Chain | closed | $1471 buy | $1781 sell | +$31 | 1.21x | 1.2xfirst buy → last sell | 2026-07-21 |
| $VAULTS | Robinhood Chain | closed | $1321 buy | $1603 sells | +$29 | 1.22x | 1.2xfirst buy → last sell | 2026-07-18 |
| $STRAY | Robinhood Chain | closed | $1622 buys | $1682 sells | +$6 | 1.04x | 1.1xfirst buy → last sell | 2026-07-22 |
Desk multiple is what the wallet actually made on the capital it put in. Token move is how far the price travelled between the first buy and the last sell. When the two differ, the desk traded in and out instead of holding.
Record starts 2026-07-18. Every swap where the desk wallet sent ETH, WETH, USDC, USDG or USDT and received a token counts as a buy at the USD value sent (ETH at that day's CoinGecko close). Every swap the other way counts as a sell. Open positions are marked at the deepest Dexscreener pool. NFT purchases on OpenSea in the window are added to cost. Tokens received without a swap (airdrops, claims, NFT sales paid in tokens) carry zero cost and only count when sold. A token bought and then transferred off the wallet without a sale is excluded. Gas is excluded.
Does this check out?
One click. Your browser does the checking, not our server.The numbers on this page were checked, sealed and signed on 8 Sep 2026. Press the button and your browser checks the seal and the signature.
Like a wax seal on a letter, plus a notary's stamp. If a number was changed after sealing, the seal breaks. If the stamp is forged, the signature fails.
For the nerds: what exactly is proven, and by whom
The problem this solves. Good traders will not publish their wallet, because a public wallet gets copy-traded for free within minutes. So the wallet is shown to one verifier in private, ownership is proven, the verifier recomputes the record from the chain and signs it. The public gets the numbers, three hashes and a signature. Nobody gets the address.
SHA-256 of the address plus a secret salt
b45a9fbc73422ed29f250a662d3529575469d839ca179dfc3d5be1eb7f4b7f63
Nobody can find the wallet from this. Anyone later given the address and the salt can recompute it and confirm this was the wallet all along.
Salted Merkle root over 472 transaction hashes
ddfa66750207de8a83145ecf3d7fbc88265582b30f0eee7f16a8301df8901ff5
Window 2026-07-18 to 2026-09-08. Add, drop or edit a single trade and this root changes.
Verified by DeskCopy, signed with Ed25519
90aa6ffd7c459c839d223a9d8af50e42c31b6e9053a850af6483219ea2d515aa
The verifier's public key. Its signature covers the commitment, the Merkle root, the fingerprint and the numbers. Disclosure: DeskCopy is operated by this desk, so for this record the verifier and the trader are the same party. Independent-auditor access is available to members. Callers on DeskCopy are verified the same way by the platform, not by themselves.
SHA-256 fingerprint of the published record
19787f5bb387bb811c121c91f6c47b409eef92636c8299380e5db3e572aa1a9d
The Verify button downloads the record, hashes it in your browser and compares it to this fingerprint. The fingerprint is also posted on X the day the record is sealed, so the date cannot be moved.
What you are trusting: that the verifier recomputed honestly. Everything else is checked by your browser. A zero-knowledge proof of the same computation, which would remove even that trust, is the next milestone. Until then the design is the same one auditors use: private disclosure, public attestation.
import hashlib, json
record = open("record.json","rb").read()
assert hashlib.sha256(record).hexdigest() == "19787f5bb387bb811c121c91f6c47b409eef92636c8299380e5db3e572aa1a9d" # step 3
commit = hashlib.sha256((wallet.lower() + ":" + salt_hex).encode()).hexdigest() # step 1, needs wallet + salt
leaves = [hashlib.sha256(bytes.fromhex(salt_hex) + bytes.fromhex(h[2:])).digest() for h in sorted(tx_hashes)]
while len(leaves) > 1:
if len(leaves) % 2: leaves.append(leaves[-1])
leaves = [hashlib.sha256(leaves[i] + leaves[i+1]).digest() for i in range(0, len(leaves), 2)]
assert leaves[0].hex() == "ddfa66750207de8a83145ecf3d7fbc88265582b30f0eee7f16a8301df8901ff5" # step 2
Membership
One desk, one price. Pay by card or on-chain in USDC or USDG.- All research pages and price targets
- Full on-chain trade log
- Live desks, 5-minute refresh
- Cancel any time
- Everything in Monthly
- Price never rises while you stay
- Name on the founding members page
- Vote on the next desk we build
- Everything in Monthly
- Two months free
- One payment, one tx
- Best for on-chain payers
Questions
Send the fee in USDC on Base, USDG on Robinhood Chain, or USDC on Ethereum to the payment address shown on the join page, paste the transaction hash, and the site verifies it on-chain and opens the door for 31 days. No account, no email.
Stripe checkout, monthly subscription, cancel from the receipt email. Access renews as long as the subscription is active.
No. It is a research desk publishing its own trades. Memecoins routinely go to zero. Size like it.
Because it is real. It counts every loser, includes NFT buys as cost, and marks the open position at the current price. Most desks show you their best trade. This one shows the whole record.
Yes. Press Verify now and your browser checks the seal itself. Nerd details are under the button.
A public wallet gets copy-traded within minutes, which front-runs the members who pay for the research. Sealing it and committing to the record gives you the accountability without handing the trades to bots.
Card: cancel any time, no refunds for the current month. On-chain: payments are final. Read the free parts of the site first.